Wednesday, March 30, 2011

India-Pak Match- funny FB and Twitter updates (for those that were really watching the match )

Yes, I was also on my comp while the match was on :) and some of these are just hilarious ( FB friends ping me if you want your comment removed - you guys just cracked me up with your great sense of humor)

From Twitter:
anon: Not a great day if you need tech support – or any phone support
ishitavyas: Do your crime during India-Pakistan match. Coz even god will be busy watching this most awaited match.
anon: My boss just told me I can go ten min before the match, wtf??
Sportzfreak: Good lord. They're playing the Crusaders music at a Pakistan v India knock-out match
anon: There are bigger things in life than cricket - but not today.
CraigS007: Mark Pougash is the worst cricket commentator I've ever heard
FrankieClarence They are no asian on road! Some dedicated Cricket fans.
monikamanchanda: The best sign in the stands so far: "India has two religions Cricket and Cinema"
MomalCha: my family never sits together and talks. thank god for this cricket march ! we're finally talking again :)
Lemayol: Cricket match is currently watched by over 1.3 Billion people.
navmathur: wish we could buy a wicket....I need a wicket.....Please God....I need a wicket..........We will get a wicket in this over....Amen.
Its_Afra : cricket If India loses people in my country will destroy properties of the players,and kill people. Please win.

After the first wicket –
Zoranaless: clearly my threat of delirious sobbing worked..screwing up face again – God look at me.
Vinayalicious I am not want to tweet about cricket but after zaheer took wicket i can't stop me to tweet
AnujGurwara: 1 wicket gone Akmal pls go straight to the bus that takes u all across the border wait for others who shd be boarding soon.
andyhudson77 @bbcsport_oliver reponse Ben, my year 6 class is 90 percent Pakistan supporters and the place went dead quiet with that wicket!
purplesque: Hubby just found me another cricket stream when I lost my old one. THIS is why I married this man.

Post Game:
chaitu341: Sachin Tendulkar to divide his Man of the Match prize money among all the Pakistani fielders who dropped him.

From Facebook:
Peeyush Ranjan Feeling sick.. planning to work from home.. no really, I mean it!
Kunal Abhishek  Read in the newsp:
Afridi to God: God, please let us win today.
God: Can't. I open for India.

Srini Kandala a pakistani fan sends sms message to God to save the match for pakistan.. god replies back .. sorry not in my hand please call the number in Dubai ..

AFRIDI- hum sachin ko kisi bhi halat mei century nahi banane denge
SHOAIB- magar hum ushe rokenge kaise,wo to gazab ki form mei hai???
AFRIDI- hum under 100 all out ho jayenge.

Rajesh Mishra From Ram's post: "Pakistan cricket team is buying loads of sunscreen in Mohali to protect themselves from "YUVI"rays !!!!”

Suchandra Dutta Roy Shane Warne predicts India will win by 8 runs...I love u Shanie...wish you get more Liz Hurleys in your life.

Suchandra Dutta Roy A Pak's status on Facebook:"Indians beware of the Green Tsunami tomorrow.. U won't come to know what hit u"His Indian frnd commented:" You idiot, tsunami is blue in colour not green"

Aditya Prakash The thing about MS Dhoni is that he saves his batting skills for the advertisements he starts in.
Saran Dhanoa ‎80 runs 54 balls. i need alcohol.
Harini Lakshminarayan so this is what an ulcer feels like!!
Prashant Gaurav If India's runrate is plotted on a Graph, any heart doctor wl tell to go fr a bypaas!! :
Peeyush Ranjan Either Sachin is really God or he has fixed the match. Either way works!!
Jigar Thakkar Tendulkar: I will decide when I am out ... Shut up and start bowling
Srini Kandala there is always match fixing .. that will save the day
Prakash Mundra send manmohan singhji back...he seems to be the bad omen (lodar) for india

Suchandra Dutta Roy Come on, Buckteeth! Your turn to prove your worth

Suchandra Dutta Roy Let Misbah get his 50...someone needs too. We are a very sporting nation. :P
Murthy Meduri Flash news misbah just granted amnesty by manmohan :)
Jigar Thakkar Is falling in love with Misbah... Don't take ot the wrong way, strictly business
Sarba Kundu I knew Misbah will help us win..Go India..
Annies Ephraim a comment from twitter : Afridi to Sehwag: You just CAUGHT the World Cup matey..!
Vishwa Ranjan Thanks Umar Gul. Paise pahunch jayenge.
Kajal Kamdar Umar gul our 12th man :)

Ashish Aggarwal OT observation (mid-game): "There are no cabs on the streets of Toronto/Oslo/Hackney!" :)
Kajal Kamdar Commentators: u know u dot need to say something every ball right?
Jigar Thakkar  Either you're blue or you're green with envy

Peeyush Ranjan Looking forward to Saturday. Tendulkar will hopefully be the Hanuman and burn Lanka down.
Scott Plette Awesome to see my Indian friends so fired up over cricket. I have no clue what the rules even are, but now I want to stay up and watch. Go India!
Rachna Guru I actually called India to hear and virtually witness the constant fireworks and horn sirens going berserk! What pandemonium!!! WOW!!!


  1. mallika: awesome collection of tweets and FB posting. This is really funny. Amazing how involved we get into this game.

  2. Srini, your "it is fixed" thread throughout was very very funny. Looking fwd to the SL battle.

  3. HAHA nice collection! I will use it beside the collection of

    Thanks for the smile in my face :D
    I will entertain my fb friends with this :D

  4. Support - Glad you enjoyed it :)

  5. hahaha...!!!Nice collection you can also find some more cool facebook status.


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